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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Why did the chicken cross the road?


To actualize its potential.


If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

George W Bush:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground regarding this chicken.

Salvador Dali:

The Fish.


It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Albert Einstein:

Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Johann von Goethe:

The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Ernest Hemingway:

To die. In the rain.


Because of an excess of black bile and a deficiency of choleric humour.

Saddam Hussein:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Martin Luther King Jr:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Karl Marx:

It was a historical inevitability.

Jack Nicholson:

'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.


For the greater good.

Ronald Reagan:

I forget.

The Sphinx:

You tell me.

Joseph Stalin:

I don't care. Just catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.

Mark Twain:

The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Malcolm X:

It was coming home to roost.


eslnewbie said...

This post is good. It makes people think of the semantics.


Mr. Dahlan said...

Hi new friend,

Thanks for your comment,
It feels good to know people with the same perspective.

All the best,


Anonymous said...

Interesting article..!
So many different answers for one question. Shows that all people have their own ideas and thought. So don't judge which one is wrong and which one is right. They have their own reason to say so.'s really interesting. Hehehe..

And my answer for this question is:
because the chicken wanted to meet his lover at the opposite side of the road. Hehehe.. "love" melulu...

Mr. Dahlan said...

Hi Enno, how are you?

Thanks for your comment. In case you have your own idea that considered good to be known/shared to others, don't hesitate to put it here.

Mmhh, someone is talking about "love". What a universal theme.

All the best,


Anton H Biantoro said...

I guess there was no crossing bridge for pedestrian, or just an emotional action of a brokenhearted chicken!

Mr. Dahlan said...

G'day Sir,

Thank you for visiting.
You are definitely right. Or to ensure that answer, people have to figure out the origin of this particular chichen.

All the best,

Mr. Dahlan said...

Oops, there was a mistyping "chichen" it must be "chicken".

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I had a good laugh at that one. You should also add one more, the response from an English teacher... When you have a chance, come take a look at my Blog. It's ESL News from around the world.

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